Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Cruel to ourselves

A few nights ago, Carl and I were lying in bed talking. The conversation drifted to being a bit hungry, then to things we'd like to eat, then imagining all the foods that weren't available that we would love to have. Honestly, why would we talk about that? It's not like we can pick these things up? And they don't even fit in a suitcase.....

Carl: Oh, I would just love a big tub of sour cream with nacho chips, and not even the light sour cream. And chunky salsa on the side too.

Kathy: How about a Carl's Jr. Burger?

Carl: The one with jalapenos...

Kathy: No, the one with guacamole.

Silence.

Kathy: Those fries from In and Out, those are awesome.

Carl: Or how about the ones from VJ's?

Kathy: I'd rather have their chili burger.

Silence. Drool.

Carl: Remember the day that Asha was born and we had those chili burgers?

Kathy: And then how I threw it up at the hospital?

Carl: Yeah, that was kind of gross.....

Pondering how gross it was.

Kathy: We went to BDI that summer she was born, right?

Carl: Oh, that ice cream is amazing....

Kathy: I could go for their hot fudge sundae.

Carl: It's kind of too chilly to really enjoy ice cream right now.

Kathy: Yeah, you're probably right.

Sigh.

Carl: Hey, what was the waitress' name at Carl's Jr. on the way to San Fran?

Kathy: Shaniqua? Shania? Sha....?

Carl: Wasn't it too names put together or something?

Kathy: Oh, her name was Shatonya!

Carl: What a name!!

Laughing.

Kathy: Yeah, Carl's Jr.

Carl: Those burgers....

3 comments:

Louise said...

That is hilarious!!!

Andrea said...

too cute!!

i couldn't imagine not being able to have BDI ice cream, juicy burgers and fries -- and of course chips & salsa -- anytime i wanted.

the countdown is on, squash...then you guys can STUFF YOUR FACES with all the goodies you've been missing!

Sandi Mutch said...

You guys are so funny!